Funny Soccer lines

[soccerking1]

here are some really funny soccer jokes I found:

They say that pessimists see the cup as half empty, and optimists as half full

My team haven't even seen the cup !



Striker: 'I've just had a good idea for strengthening the team.'

Manager: `Good! When are you leaving?'





I thought you said he eats, drinks and sleeps soccer

He does, he just can't play it

[Soccer]

Hi

The England national team tend to make the front end of the news for the non-footballing reasons as well. Here are a few funny reasons why Vaibhav Agarwal feels England are not going to win the World Cup:

Goalkeepers Would Make Good Circus Clowns - Are they even worth being called goalkeepers? They are worse off than clowns. The Women's team goalkeeper, or better still, the gatekeeper at the Buckingham Palace would've made better a goalkeeper than these '3 Stooges'.

Thanks